preliminaries

Preliminaries

Queen Elizabeth, Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa, &Donald Trump. died & went straight to hell.

Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England, specially to Fuckinghan Palace and see how everybody is doing there.

She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "Five million dollars"

She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.

Marcelo was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the Portugal., I want to see how everybody is doing there too" without my kisses and my selfies

He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well,devil how much do I we you????

The devil says "Ten million dollars"

With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.

Donald Trump, was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call immediatelly too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to mu state secretaries, i want to sprk with my America fist again,, I wanna talk to everybody".....

He called and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked "Well, devil how much do I owe you????

The devil says "One dollar".

Trump is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one fuc*ing dollar??"

The devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local".